lameness

today...i discovered tt im gettin lamer and lamer...though i was lame all along in my life, i tink today i v lame...well..i really wanna go over my limit and test exactly how lame i really can b, cuz lameness is e very thing tt bring fun n laughter everywhere...being nicely lame is no easy task man....it requires careful planing in a chain of sentences u can say...lameness consists of many kinds...1st there is those which are pure...meaning it is stupid...my kind...there is another...which is where someone keep doing something to irritate ppl...oh ya...the last one...and the best...the type were u break ur leg and say HAPPY!...thats lame